The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 605 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 7.941 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Industry receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 27.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Join Lily economy, worth 305 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,527 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus, people who get diabetes can sue donut manufacturers, and the government makes bereaved siblings into bereaved orphans. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 605's national animal is the Join Lily, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Switz got Lazy 605 is ranked 136,307^th in the world and 3,962^nd in Suspicious for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 104.32 on the Clooney Contribution Index.